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Horrorscopes
Horoscopes
NOVEMBER
Aquarius
(Jan 20-Feb 19)
Be on the look out for someone this month that's going to change your life forever. Stuff like this doesn't come along every day, so don't screw it up. Seriously. You are going to hook up with someone that has a personality more different from and yet complimentary to your own so that someday plays and movies and epic poetry may be written to chronicle the relationship. Okay, maybe not that, but something pretty close, at least in your mind. This will be a friend for life, so don't pass up the chance.
Pisces
(Feb 20- March 20)
This month is going to provide nearly unlimited opportunities for you to fulfill your destiny in life as the definitive example of combination drama queen and attention whore. Seriously, Pisces. We all get it. You're amazing, you're sensitive, and we’re all magnetically drawn to your champagne-sparkling personality. From the "accidental" snort when you laugh to the voice loud enough to distract people 12 rows away at a heavy-metal concert to the water-works tears over every greeting card, we get it.
